Women that you dated and the RED flags you spotted....

[eldubb440]

you guys ruin everything

 

[WileE]

It's gone.

 

[69 Sleeper Bee]

Who **** the thread ?

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[Slap Stick]

Watch out for those who want to treat you like they are your mommy.
I knew a gal who told me I was exactly the kind of guy she and every woman would want (?!?). So, I asked why she wouldn't date me. She said it was because she knew she couldn't change me.
She is now on husband number four.

 

[69 Sleeper Bee]

I Heard if her name is Amber that is a huge red flag !

 

[eldubb440]

I Heard if her name is Amber that is a huge red flag !

peeing the bed is bad enough

 

[Triplegreen500]

peeing the bed is bad enough

Some guys pay extra for that...if you believe the **** sites, anyway...

 

[Ron H]

I Heard if her name is Amber that is a huge red flag !

Gal named Amber was a bartender at my local establishment, sexy with a fiery temper especially when she had too many drinks. She told a guy to kiss her *** and she got more peeved when he tried to oblige her request, lol

 

[joe smith]

Not really a red flag but more of a "lucky to get out fairly unscathed" story.

Early in my first and only year of college I met a guy in the dorms and we became good drinking buddies. He told me of the most wonderful girl he had met, how sweet she was and that he couldn't believe how hard he was falling for her after so little time together. He showed me a poem she had supposedly written to him and I thought it was pretty cool. A few weeks later I'm hanging in the cafeteria, I meet this new broad and things take off for us like a house on fire. Soon after, guess what she gives me? A poem, the same one she gave my new bud. I should have seen the problem sooner when one morning she tells me my bio lab partner is cute and she starts hitting on him right in front of me from the front passenger seat of my car (73 Charger) that I picked her up for school in! In my defense I was barely 18 and her rack was bodacious.

it gets better ......

One day another new bud, a fellow Air Force ROTC member, and I are walking down to the commuter parking lot as he tells me a story of this wonderful girl he just met and how he was really falling for her ...... she even wrote him a POEM! I start laughing my balls off and if you think he was pissed when I was making fun you should have seen him as I recited the poem from memory while he was reading it.

there's more ......

We decide we are going to confront this girl, do an about face, and make a beeline to the student lounge to look for her. Her friends told us she'd be right back so we decided to wait. As soon as she enters she sits right on my lap, squares herself up by wriggling around on my johnson, totally ignores my ROTC buddy and tells me that Benny (bio lab partner) is going to kick my *** when he comes in and sees us together.

this is the best part ........

ROTC bud loses his ****, they go at it face to face and he screams at her to get a mint because her breath smells like she just gave a blowjob!
SECONDS later this guy I know (who is two years older than me and went to high school with my brother) comes bouncing out of the same door she had exited moments before fixing his belt and with the biggest **** eating grin on his face sits on the couch and says "what's up fella's!". TRUE STORY!

Needless to say I blew her off after that. It caused a bit of a problem for me at my home. I was still living with my parents and she showed up there one day hysterical when I wasn't there. It caused my father to think that I had gotten her pregnant. I assured him that was not the case and that I couldn't see her anymore because she was balling all of my friends! Not certain if that was any comfort to him, we didn't speak of it after that.

I don't know why I tell you guys all this ****. I haven't thought about most of it in years. One of you posts something and then it's off to the races!
Sorry for the diatribe.

EDIT:
One year in school, 6 months ROTC volunteered, no scholarship.
Gigged out on purpose when I knew flying was not in my cards.
Not one of my prouder moments.
Did not mean to misrepresent myself as a service member. You guys and gals are the reason we all are still here.

I met this horn dog when she was 37.. Was her name Patty? She was balling all of my friends, her customers at the bank she worked at, and anyone else with a penis......Has to be the same woman.....

 

[kiwigtx]

Did the OP can it or did it go off the rails so much the Mods did ?

Mods took care of it. The thread was heading downhill fast....funny as it was.

 

[1 Wild R/T]

Mods took care of it. The thread was heading downhill fast....funny as it was.

Just when it was getting really entertaining....... "Oh I was just trolling you guys" Uh, doubt it.......

 

[coronet68mx]

I went out with a gal on a dating site who had played hard to get with me for a couple months. I saw one picture of her online and she looked pretty hot. So one night we finally meet, on her terf, (don't ever do this) at a bar I've never been to before. She was hotter than her picture! (normally it's the other way around). Cute as can be, long blonde hair down to her ***. We sit down at a table, order beer and some snacks. Looking around I noticed there was a half a dozen big guys all playing pool. Then one guy walks past us, turns to her and asks "where's you other half tonight?" I'm like wtf!

She doesn't look too comfortable now and I asked her what's up? She says we better end the date now. I asked what's the chance of him walking in here any minute? She gets up and walks out. I got the heck out of there and never contacted her again or went back to that bar. Her so called ex was an active Marine! She was still married! All of the guys in the bar were his buddies! I could have been killed! Crazy Bitch

cheers man at least you walk away with your dignity intact.

 

[68BabyBlue]

Well boys I live in SoCal - Greater LA area. For those who know - The OC specifically. Need I say more? I’ve seen it all done it all. But actually my better stories come from my earlier days while still in MN and then CO. I really can’t go into it too much from MN because I’m writing my memoirs and the publisher wants it all hush hush until just before publication - Lol.

One of my good buddies got married - I was in the wedding. At the reception in the meet and greet line I saw a kind of lady friend who was dating another friend. With her was this smokin hot blonde. We were introduced. I whispered to another groomsman - See her - That’s who I’m going to be with at the end of the night. And so it was. We stayed up all night - at my house doing the deed. Hmm for some reason there was blood on my sheets afterwards. She tells me this was her first. Ah ha. I believed her. Come to find out she’s engaged - her first time - ah no. Back then I didn’t care. Pursued her afterwards using all my good stuff. She finally relented dumped the former and I became the guy. This was when I was about 20. To be honest I’d really never had a real GF before - just very Short term flings. I was really very naive about the wiles of the opposite sex. I believed everything she told me - afterall she was the former Homecoming Queen, cheer leader etc at my high school - although I didn’t know her then - nor had I ever heard of her. Small school but when I was a Sr she was a freshman. We dated exclusively for about 4 years until I got out of college. Well at least from my end. While I was away at school she screwed every guy that winked at her I came to find out. One weekend she visited me - I was watching the Twins playing the Yankees. Out of the blue she asks - Who is Reggie Jackson? I say wait a couple of minutes he‘s next at bat. I come to find out she’d been out carousing this hot night spot out by the stadium that Friday night. Yeah - you guessed it.

Yeah she finally guilted me into marriage. Which I had great reservations about. Then the real action came or should I say continued to a point I can’t really tell you anymore about all that happened save to say she nearly destroyed my life for the next 7-8 years, thankfully most of it apart. You guys are just going to have to buy the book. There are stories during that time that would blow your drawers off. The stuff of legends. I could give you hints - but this forum is essentially social media and there’s only so much anyone should say about anything personal online. I’ll leave you with this - during my naive youthful discovery phase I came to find she was an unadulterated, unequivocal social, physcolognical, pathological liar - that’s being nice. One other thing speaking of red flags - fairly early on I find her sweet, loving, devoted to husband and family mother was banging here dads best friend all along the way. One last thing - there was blood in all those kids that I can guarantee you wasn’t resulting from the “father”. Ask me how I know - and I’ll once again tell you to buy the book - it will be a page turner or your money back with interest. I’ll let you know when I have a working title. Keep your eyes peeled to The NY Times Best Seller list. And yes - Ive already said too much……

A text book sociopath, they know no geographical boundaries, or any others for that matter. Had a few in my universe, but fortunate never to have a marital relationship with same. They are 4% of the population, so chances of an encounter over the course of one's lifetime are excellent. You were lucky to escape intact.

 

[Kern Dog]

A few other red flags....Just my opinion anyway:

Tattoos on the face.
Ankle monitor in plain view.
Has 4 brothers and no sisters.
Father is in the Mafia.
Wears more make-up than a West Hollywood drag queen.
Schoolteacher in an urban area.
Bangs everyone but wants to take it slow with you.

 

[Cranky]

Have I posted here yet???? If not.....it'll be a long one.....

 

[Cranky]

BTW, this is one thread that I've stayed away from.....

 

[kiwigtx]

She wears Birkenstocks, and has a dream catcher on her rear view mirror, and over her front doorway.

 

[kiwigtx]

Just when it was getting really entertaining....... "Oh I was just trolling you guys" Uh, doubt it.......

I know....but it's the old story....Damned if we do, and damned if we don't.

It's a fine line here at times....we are the ones who have to walk it.

 

[f569]

I met this horn dog when she was 37.. Was her name Patty? She was balling all of my friends, her customers at the bank she worked at, and anyone else with a penis......Has to be the same woman.....

No, not Patty. Trying not to put names out there. But THEY are definitely out there.
Caveat emptor!

 

[Richard Cranium]

I went out with a gal on a dating site who had played hard to get with me for a couple months. I saw one picture of her online and she looked pretty hot. So one night we finally meet, on her terf, (don't ever do this) at a bar I've never been to before. She was hotter than her picture! (normally it's the other way around). Cute as can be, long blonde hair down to her ***. We sit down at a table, order beer and some snacks. Looking around I noticed there was a half a dozen big guys all playing pool. Then one guy walks past us, turns to her and asks "where's you other half tonight?" I'm like wtf!

She doesn't look too comfortable now and I asked her what's up? She says we better end the date now. I asked what's the chance of him walking in here any minute? She gets up and walks out. I got the heck out of there and never contacted her again or went back to that bar. Her so called ex was an active Marine! She was still married! All of the guys in the bar were his buddies! I could have been killed! Crazy Bitch

Sounds like it could have turned into a “give me three steps toward the door” scenario real quick.