Not really Pets are up there as we treat them just like kids… We spent 2k on a mallard duck for her broken leg and then took her on vacation for a week cause she needed special care and it happened days before vacation… Here she was caged on the lake..
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I live on a lake front with ducks, geese, herons , kingfishers - you name it. The ducks are kind of the comedians of the bunch with their raucous quacking, afternoon duck races, bottoms-up dabbling? But, they will mate with whoever comes along and drakes don’t take no from a hen for an answer. Duck rape is pretty common. They are pretty lack-a-dasical about their ducklings. I’ve seen my wife run out into the yard to tell one heading back to the lake with only part of her offspring - hollering at her to wait and come back and get the rest. Surprisingly she stopped, turned, looked at my wife and came waddling back up to collect the rest of them. The ducklings are totally unorganized and undisciplined and look like a bunch of kindergardners on a field trip. But the half like of a duckling is about a week on average on our lake. I call it “duck trolling for bass”. They will show up with a litter of 8 ducklings one day, 7 the next, 6 the day after, 5 the day after that. Lucky if 2 or 3 of them make it.
In contrast the geese are organized, usually very dignified acting, and they are monogamous. They watch over their young intently - nothing gets by one of them. When they venture out the male is in the lead, the young are following single file in line, close spaced, and the female brings up the rear - no antics. Almost looks like a parade March. They go to great effort to train their young, demonstrating takeoffs for flight, landings, and bathing (such as it is). Any perceived threat (me - when I’m running them out of the yard) is met with charges, hissing, wing flapping, snapping, etc. But you have to keep them out of the yard as they will **** up a lawn in no time.
I told my wife I think the ducks are the liberals and the geese are the conservatives. But I don’t know how to excuse the geese’s manure production.