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Annoying TV ads part 15

I know everyone is sick of these posts but I guess we can add all the jake from State Farm commercials to the list, if their not here already.
What pissed me off was the changes that State Farm made. They followed a strategy that other ad and media campaigns have done that don’t accurately represent America. PM me for a clearer explanation
 
while enjoying an episode of "Mine Rescue with Freddy and Juan"; I got repulsed by a commercial for "Thousand Pound Sisters" :wtf:


hope I don't have bad dreams
 
while enjoying an episode of "Mine Rescue with Freddy and Juan"; I got repulsed by a commercial for "Thousand Pound Sisters" :wtf:


hope I don't have bad dreams
If I didn't have to endure 30 more days of political bullshit ads, I would gladly take a peek at the 2 fat sisters. I would maybe even watch with rabid anticipation.
 
How about THIS one:
The ads for Wegovy. It is a weight loss drug. The ads show two guys working on a blue Plymouth, maybe a Road Runner. The car clearly has no engine in it yet they have a tool box there to tighten a hose clamp to a radiator hose that runs along the drivers fender apron.
Okay....Now most Mopar guys know that is all bullshit since there are no hoses that run along the driver side but it gets worse.
The older guy moves to the passenger side and sets the tool bag/box ON TOP OF THE FENDER. No car guy does this. He then hands a wrench to the younger guy, a wrench that would not have been used on a radiator hose. The old guy then walks away to join a crowd in the street that marches off to who knows where.
Here is the saddest part of it all: Throughout the ad, different people are doing things but suddenly stop and then join in with the rest of the crowd like a bunch of mindless sheep or lemmings. This is a metaphor for mindless idiots that just follow the herd and do what everyone else is doing without any individual thought.
How pathetic!
 
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I almost posted that about the RR not having an engine.
 
I'd really like to have a Whopper but I'm boycotting until they get rid of Biz Markie singing in their TV ads.
 
I hear the word progressive and instantly avoid anything associated with it.
Everything that relates to that term goes against my core beliefs.
 
I have a new "favorite side effect".


That "little pill with the big story to tell" has this, that I somehow missed-

"...rare, life threatening bacterial infection in and around the anus and genitals..."

Necrotizing fasciitis.


That replaces my previous favorite-

"Involuntary body movements that may become permanent".

Double bonus point if there's a med that has both.

Quadruple if it also causes suicidal thoughts and actions.
 
Remember those weird Burger King ads with the plastic faced King? That dude was creepy with that stupid grin....the dude always just appearing out of thin air with a hamburger. The forest, a woman's house, wherever. If some friggin dummy appeared in my house UNinvited, I'd hope my dogs would bite his azz before I could get my gun. If I want a Whopper, I'll go get one, not wait for this weirdo to show up.
Now these brainiacs have a new campaign. They have some dummy singing over the ad with the vocal qualities of THIS genius....

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I like to have the TV on for background when I'm doing other stuff but who does this stupid TV ad appeal to? The lowest common denominators of society?

Interesting topic. I was tangentially involved the industry during that Burger King stuff. That entire campaign was a real gamble to attempt a completely different paradigm in advertisement for a franchise that was nosediving in market share. And it worked. Totally saved Burger King at the time. Why did it work? Because if you recall we hadn't seen anything like that yet in commercial media. The weirdness and pointlessness of it generated a lot of earned media. People talking about it, basically. And the truth is flame broiled patties do look good on TV.

The other issue is advertisement does not work on White men. Never has. We don't waste money due to a variety of factors, not least among them the implicit expectation that we are providers and stable. And ultimately that's why the middle class has always been White even with stagnating wages for 50 years. When we make more than enough to live in poverty we tend to save and invest it, fix the things we have, etc. Women blow money like you cannot even comprehend when they are compensated well. The average woman making over 100K is still in credit card massive debt. And non-Asian minorities on average do not even conceptualize savings. So commercials cater to them, because they are most likely to spend their last $1 without a second thought. This is factual analysis inside advertising. And once you layer identity on top of those factors catering to minorities and women within a certain identity demographic it's almost a lock they will purchase your product. Which is why for decades advertising to blacks basically had a single message: This product is for black people. That's it. Now you see the same equation used for gays: This is for gays. That's it. No value comparison or pitch, like you would see in a product pitched to White males such as a truck.

When you suddenly see billboards for a product your forgot about, like Mike & Ike candies, that are nothing more than the item, that's just a scheduled write off. They launch these campaigns to restore brand awareness every 5-10 years and that's all they require. When a company is failing or starting out is when they roll out the creative stuff.

And what they are not telling you, and internally refuse to even acknowledge, is how much damage persisting in pairing White women with black males is doing to a lot of brands. But because BlackRock own a chunk of all companies and all of their competitors it's a wash. They have to do what Larry Fink says, because it doesn't matter if Adidas or Nike gain a percentage of market share, they are all rolled into the same macro now, and the profit margin is the same at the top. If Nike rebels BlackRock just shift their support to the competitor and now Adidas is the #1 brand, not Nike. There is no market anymore. So advertising is no longer about convincing you to buy a thing, it's about convincing certain populations of a reality that does not naturally occur as part of a social engineering program.
 
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