...it's a story I have shared quite a bit over the years.....
I have told this one before....but it's worth another run....
Back in around 1993, while working in London (England), I had a need for a tetanus booster shot. I had cut myself on the arm at work, and I knew I hadn't had one since childhood. So I call into my Dr on the way to work the next day. The Receptionist told me to go around and see the Nurse.
I get in the room, and the Nurse says to me to get ready, as she was getting the injection sorted out.
When she turned around, I had my shorts and underwear around my ankles, and I was bent over the bed - exposing my *** and tackle.
Horrified, she yelled to me - "Mr L***, we give tetanus in the arm these days. Put your pants back on!"
She actually came running at me from the other side of the room to jab me....had a bruise for about a week.
I chuckled a bit, she not so much. It was a very stony silent transaction to pay for that visit.
Payback was my karma a year or so later .....when I had gastroenteritis, as a result of eating a hamburger (probably horse meat) in France. I sent my wife along with my sample bottle.....jam packed, including some extra sweet corn kernels.