I simply cannot take it anymore!

[kiwigtx]

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I have a true but hilarious story about something similar from my youth... but because of the political connotations and potential vomit-inducing side I will refrain from sharing here.

It does involve a paint tin and being 'caught short' on a job......

 

[Ron H]

Trick question right? Lol. This reminds me of a test we had to take in a training class. The teach said make sure you read the instructions fully on the bottom of the 2nd page before starting the test. It was a timed test so there was the feeling of being rushed. Buddy seated next to me started writing answers on the test like nuts while I sat there my pencil on the table. Couldn’t help from laughing and laughing more as he kept going…even glancing over to me like wtf is your problem, not noticing I’m not doing the test. Got to the point as I kept watching him, had to wipe tears from laughing.

The instructions…written in italics included a final sentence…do not take this test. And the final question wasn’t a question, but a statement ‘You were instructed not to complete this test’. When he got to this it was like all the oxygen left his body, de-puffed. He whispered every expletive imaginable to me. What the hell could I do, the instructions also said you would fail the test if talking, helping or cheating.

 

[Brandy]

Uh...that would be "pee-can"...lol

 

[JDmac72chrgr]

@Ron H, I had the same test!!!! lmao

 

[YY1]

Had that test, too, but the last line said to only complete item #1, which was write your name at the top.

 

[Ron H]

Had that test, too, but the last line said to only complete item #1, which was write your name at the top.

You know come to think of it, we had to put our name on it. Long time ago, 1978, we were in a 12-week training class at the company HQ in NJ that hired us out of tech school, group of 25 from around the country housing us in a liberal-arts college dorm as this was in the summer. Lol, much longer story about our time there...wow.

 

[Ceedawg]

Speaking of tests. Vet school 1970, dead cow on table, teacher goes over to cow and sticks his finger up its butt, pulls out and sticks in his mouth. Telling the students you can’t be squimish when doctoring animals. He then told all the students to do what he did, after with a lot of gagging and pucking, the teacher said the most important thing is being observant, he had stuck his index finger up the butt then licked his middle finger.

 

[kiwigtx]

Speaking of tests. Vet school 1970, dead cow on table, teacher goes over to cow and sticks his finger up its butt, pulls out and sticks in his mouth. Telling the students you can’t be squimish when doctoring animals. He then told all the students to do what he did, after with a lot of gagging and pucking, the teacher said the most important thing is being observant, he had stuck his index finger up the butt then liked his middle finger.

I heard that joke a long time ago except it was a cadaver on the slab with a bunch of medical students. Hilarious still to this day...thanks.

 

[Ron H]

Lol, NOT something I’d do, maybe of I used the other hand. Middle finger is too damn close to the index for my comfort and don’t have the confidence with the accuracy of my tongue. I’d say ask me how I know, some might get…and others, maybe not.