I simply cannot take it anymore!

[kiwigtx]

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I have a true but hilarious story about something similar from my youth... but because of the political connotations and potential vomit-inducing side I will refrain from sharing here.

It does involve a paint tin and being 'caught short' on a job......

 

[Ron H]

Trick question right? Lol. This reminds me of a test we had to take in a training class. The teach said make sure you read the instructions fully on the bottom of the 2nd page before starting the test. It was a timed test so there was the feeling of being rushed. Buddy seated next to me started writing answers on the test like nuts while I sat there my pencil on the table. Couldn’t help from laughing and laughing more as he kept going…even glancing over to me like wtf is your problem, not noticing I’m not doing the test. Got to the point as I kept watching him, had to wipe tears from laughing.

The instructions…written in italics included a final sentence…do not take this test. And the final question wasn’t a question, but a statement ‘You were instructed not to complete this test’. When he got to this it was like all the oxygen left his body, de-puffed. He whispered every expletive imaginable to me. What the hell could I do, the instructions also said you would fail the test if talking, helping or cheating.

 

[Brandy]

Uh...that would be "pee-can"...lol

 

[JDmac72chrgr]

@Ron H, I had the same test!!!! lmao

 

[YY1]

Had that test, too, but the last line said to only complete item #1, which was write your name at the top.

 

[Ron H]

Had that test, too, but the last line said to only complete item #1, which was write your name at the top.

You know come to think of it, we had to put our name on it. Long time ago, 1978, we were in a 12-week training class at the company HQ in NJ that hired us out of tech school, group of 25 from around the country housing us in a liberal-arts college dorm as this was in the summer. Lol, much longer story about our time there...wow.

 

[Ceedawg]

Speaking of tests. Vet school 1970, dead cow on table, teacher goes over to cow and sticks his finger up its butt, pulls out and sticks in his mouth. Telling the students you can’t be squimish when doctoring animals. He then told all the students to do what he did, after with a lot of gagging and pucking, the teacher said the most important thing is being observant, he had stuck his index finger up the butt then licked his middle finger.

 

[kiwigtx]

Speaking of tests. Vet school 1970, dead cow on table, teacher goes over to cow and sticks his finger up its butt, pulls out and sticks in his mouth. Telling the students you can’t be squimish when doctoring animals. He then told all the students to do what he did, after with a lot of gagging and pucking, the teacher said the most important thing is being observant, he had stuck his index finger up the butt then liked his middle finger.

I heard that joke a long time ago except it was a cadaver on the slab with a bunch of medical students. Hilarious still to this day...thanks.

 

[Ron H]

Lol, NOT something I’d do, maybe of I used the other hand. Middle finger is too damn close to the index for my comfort and don’t have the confidence with the accuracy of my tongue. I’d say ask me how I know, some might get…and others, maybe not.

 

[DeltaV]

She is amazingly cool about most things but she doesn’t like to hug people and HATES the word “moist”.

 

[j-c-c-62]

In the eighth grade in my advanced History class, we had a true or false history test. I am far from a brainiac, but doing well was always a personal goal, and I like history.
Opening instructions said to mark True answers with a positive sign, I read that and I was off and running marking false with a minus sign.
You can guess my shock when I flunked the test, first and only time if I remember correctly. Math was my best subject,
The second instruction said to mark false responses with a zero. I pleaded with the teacher to reconsider, he would not.
I never nor he I think ever forgot that conflict. Had he accepted a minus for a false answer, I would have only missed one question of 20 on the test.
In the ninth grade I was elected President of the Student body. This History teacher then became my advisor, it seems we developed mutual respect over the ninth grade, still as a ninth grader I thought he was a bit of jerk.

 

[Hey-O]

I brought up the whole "chicks don't like the word moist" thing to my wife quite a while ago.

...and now she goes out of her way to use that word and says it slowly, sometimes while winking at me.

Been there! I only think of two things when I hear the word moist, both can be eaten and only one can be swallowed, moist chocolate cake is one of them................. Actually, wet and moist both get my mind thinking and my wife knows it and gets a big kick out of it!!

 

[chargervert]

Dunkin Hinds moist and chewy Chocolate cake!

 

[eldubb440]

Dunkin Hinds moist and chewy Chocolate cake!

you can bake it in the dog dish hubcap of your choosing

 

[chargervert]

New dog dish hubcap phrase, cake pans!

 

[eldubb440]

New dog dish hubcap phrase, cake pans!

I knew you were coming, so I baked a bundt

 

[chargervert]

I knew you were coming, so I baked a bundt

Now a days they put weed in the cakes and call them blunt cakes!

 

[Armyvet25]

Dunkin Hinds moist and chewy Chocolate cake!

ewww, you missed by a couple inches

 

[eldubb440]

Now a days they put weed in the cakes and call them blunt cakes!

I'll have the wife bake cake in a few different "cake pans" and layer them like your helmet........ I can bring it to Carlisle!

 

[Hey-O]

I'll have the wife bake cake in a few different "cake pans" and layer them like your helmet........ I can bring it to Carlisle!

As long as they're "Moist".