I'm in love and kain't think when I've been happier.....except for when.....

[moparedtn]

Almost that time of year for the annual "Cranky's Video":

 

[YY1]

Movin' kinda fast there, ain't ya big fella?

Good for you, though.

 

[Cranky]

That's right folks, gotta have some humor! I can relate with Dave as I've had more than my share with the woofers, but I'm done with all that garbage now, just too old to care anymore! Y'all will have an interesting revelation when you get old and see the reverse program...do you recall when you were young and the girls were stinky and had coodies? Hahaha, it happens when you get old too, they stink and look like the coodies ate them for lunch! Hahaha...

Weell, I'm not exactly a spring chicken these days and she's not that far behind me.....and so far neither of us think we stink....I think

I think I did pretty good this year...she loves flowers and gardening and such.

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My X liked flowers too but with my allergies, we didn't mix too well with that. My present girl friend isn't into flowers and I'm fine with that!

Try driving BEHIND some dude in love...They take their time, look around, taking in all the beauty of the world while WE are stuck staring at the back of their car doing 36 in a 50 zone!

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IT is a nice feeling to have someone new that brings out something you haven't felt in years.

She's not exactly new but our present relationship developed only recently and we both drive the speed limits at least.

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...I'm very happy for you DJ.

Does a game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" count at the age of 8?

I still remember that like it was yesterday.

Never played that game but I had a crush on a girl back when I was about 6 or so but remember there wasn't much of a feeling going on.

Congrats @Cranky ,
I have found out over the years ..
A box of chocolates is better than flowers.
That way you get some also

I agree with that 100%! And chocolates last a LOT longer if they ain't scarfed down all at once lol

Almost that time of year for the annual "Cranky's Video":

Man, gotta get my car together.....got all the 4 speed stuff including the hump. May just have to 'roadkill' this thing together.

 

[Richard Cranium]

 

[Hey-O]

I'm not sure what to say, my eyes are misting up so bad I can barely see to write this!!

I use to wonder where you came up with this ****, now I just sit back and wait!! LOL
God help us!! LOL

 

[Cranky]

I'm not sure what to say, my eyes are misting up so bad I can barely see to write this!!

I use to wonder where you came up with this ****, now I just sit back and wait!! LOL
God help us!! LOL

I'm glad someone else replied to that!!!

 

[Hey-O]

I'm glad someone else replied to that!!!

He knows I love him like a brother!

 

[moparedtn]

 

[Richard Cranium]

I'm not sure what to say, my eyes are misting up so bad I can barely see to write this!!

I use to wonder where you came up with this ****, now I just sit back and wait!! LOL
God help us!! LOL

This is probably more to Cranky's liking.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Cranky be like Bob.

 

[Hey-O]

This is probably more to Cranky's liking.

This one is absolutely wrong on so many levels! I pictured him dressed like one of those back up dancers giving it hell, while she comes in like she's floating on a cloud staring at him doing pelvic thrusts. I think I just poked my minds eye out. Now you're dragging me down your sick roads. LOL.

 

[moparedtn]

Cranky be like Bob.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Cranky hasn’t been seen in 4 1/2 hours. He’s really getting all that pent up poison out!

 

[DeltaV]

 

[eldubb440]

 

[WileE]

Back then, I was into rock and roll, British Invasion, Motown, metal, etc. This was regarded as syrupy, sticky-icky, turn-the-radio-station-to-another-channel-now stuff. Yet, when I hear her angelic voice now, I hear one of the sweetest, best female vocalists I've ever heard.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Back then, I was into rock and roll, British Invasion, Motown, metal, etc. This was regarded as syrupy, sticky-icky, turn-the-radio-station-to-another-channel-now stuff. Yet, when I hear her angelic voice now, I hear one of the sweetest, best female vocalists I've ever heard.

I agree, and too expand. I think that her and Linda Ronstadt were the two best female vocalists of that era.

 

[YY1]

My wife said and I quote- "if you ever have an erection lasting more than four hours, you better get a girlfriend".

I wonder if she knows that one's permanently in the memory banks.

 

[Cranky]

This is probably more to Cranky's liking.

Toss up......

Cranky be like Bob.

So far so good in that department but cutting down on the Bourbon doesn't hurt nutin.

This one is absolutely wrong on so many levels! I pictured him dressed like one of those back up dancers giving it hell, while she comes in like she's floating on a cloud staring at him doing pelvic thrusts. I think I just poked my minds eye out. Now you're dragging me down your sick roads. LOL.

I agree, and too expand. I think that her and Linda Ronstadt were the two best female vocalists of that era.

Yup....I liked Linda Ronstadt and still do.

Back then, I was into rock and roll, British Invasion, Motown, metal, etc. This was regarded as syrupy, sticky-icky, turn-the-radio-station-to-another-channel-now stuff. Yet, when I hear her angelic voice now, I hear one of the sweetest, best female vocalists I've ever heard.

You ain't wrong about that!! She does have a very nice voice but it wasn't what we wanted to hear back then.