Need some Women advice guys.

[YY1]

My wife often says I have a memory like a steel trap.

So that **** don't play with her or me.

Nice to be on equal footing.

 

[1STMP]

My wife often says I have a memory like a steel trap.

So that **** don't play with her or me.

Nice to be on equal footing.

"My wife often says I have a memory like a steel trap."

My wife states the same.
Only problem is, it's rusted
shut. They say your memory
is the first to go.
I forgot what was second....

 

[Cranky]

I have to start with, I love my wife, but my wife forgets NOTHING. I have selective memory......... just a minute, I'll go ask my wife, I think that's what I have. She'll know..

"My wife often says I have a memory like a steel trap."

My wife states the same.
Only problem is, it's rusted
shut. They say your memory
is the first to go.
I forgot what was second....

My long term memory is pretty good but mostly on stuff that catches my interest.....it's the everyday stuff that gets me. My wife is the same way but we click well together. She remembers where I put stuff (if she's around when I put it somewhere) and me the same with her.

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[dodgeboy440]

Make SURE You Have An Ironclad Pre-Nup!!

 

[Pops1967GTX]

A man who have been single all his life shares his conversation he had with his newly found girlfriend.

 

[Nutso]

There is a huge number of divorced single moms in the 28-35 year old range that are looking to find a responsible guy who isn’t an d-bag. Make a dinner reservation, take them to a decent place, don’t expect anything on the first date, and they will be looking at you like you’re dinner. The online apps work but when you’re looking for 21 year old girls maybe a nearby college?

 

[kiwigtx]

My wife often says I have a memory like a steel trap.

My wife often says to me that I have an like a set of bagpipes..... sorry what was the question again?

 

[RemCharger]

My wife often says to me that I have an like a set of bagpipes..... sorry what was the question again?

So basically... it's like music to her ears??

 

[Hey-O]

My wife often says to me that I have an like a set of bagpipes..... sorry what was the question again?

My wife has a photographic memory, and she says I have a pornographic memory. Works for me....

 

[Richard Cranium]

My wife often says to me that I have an like a set of bagpipes..... sorry what was the question again?

So basically... it's like music to her ears??

 

[moparedtn]

Rule #1: Nobody escapes.
It'll happen when you aren't looking for it. Seriously.
He has a plan for every one of us and you ain't special - you're gonna get nailed, too.

BTW - those dating sites are full of, shocker....shallow, judgemental females.

 

[moparsaver]

Rule #1: Nobody escapes.
It'll happen when you aren't looking for it. Seriously.
He has a plan for every one of us and you ain't special - you're gonna get nailed, too.

BTW - those dating sites are full of, shocker....shallow, judgemental females.

 

[YY1]

A man who have been single all his life shares his conversation he had with his newly found girlfriend.

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...and just like that, the relationship is over.