the daily rant

[33 IMP]

I meet them at the door... as by the time they enter the laneway I know they're coming. This guy never pulled off the concession road. Not even sure how we missed him, but I wasn't watching for a Canpar truck, I was waiting for Loomis.

Having a bucket of cash delivered by armored car?

 

[dadsbee]

LOL, they're just another **** courier up here!

 

[33 IMP]

I have a sixteen foot very loud alarm system to alert me anytime there is a delivery here.

 

[guy gadbois]

Yankee: One who was born in 'Yankee' land.
Damn Yankee: Yankee who comes to the south and stays awhile then returns to their homeland.
***damn Yankee: Yankee who comes to the south and stays. Well dat's me!

Ya know, I was half way thru college before I discovered 'damn' and 'yankee' were two separate words...
Then I later discovered I was right the first time...

 

[3sloppydogs]

Here is another one. Those stupid Nissan rogue commercials. They flip the switch and are driving off road. That is not off road, I could drive my challenger on that off road. Then they have some self important jerk act like he did something.
Then this sells some soccer mom karen who slides off the road in an inch of snow because they still can't drive.

 

[eldubb440]

nothing brings on the vomit like jewelry store commercials....... kay, jared, ect...... thought this sh!t would end after Valentine's Day; but nooooooo

 

[eldubb440]

I was in a hurry yesterday; I bought a roast beef and swiss sub (lettuce, tomato, onions and sweet peppers) from the local convenience store chain (Wawa in these parts).

when I get home and open it up, there is no roast beef on it.... zero

useless gen Z'er gave me a freakin' swiss cheese sub......... WTF

I ate it anyway, today I woke up starving

 

[eldubb440]

 

[hemi*guy]

WTF is potal?

One step beyond postal??

 

[RoadRunner1970]

I was in a hurry yesterday; I bought a roast beef and swiss sub (lettuce, tomato, onions and sweet peppers) from the local convenience store chain (Wawa in these parts).

when I get home and open it up, there is no roast beef on it.... zero

useless gen Z'er gave me a freakin' swiss cheese sub......... WTF

I ate it anyway, today I woke up starving

the other day I was desperate and stopped by Wendys for a baconater sandwich which I ordered plain with just bacon and cheese. the person asked at least 2 times and I asked for bacon and cheese only...got home and no bacon

 

[eldubb440]

the other day I was desperate and stopped by Wendys for a baconater sandwich which I ordered plain with just bacon and cheese. the person asked at least 2 times and I asked for bacon and cheese only...got home and no bacon

the struggle is real

 

[1 Wild R/T]

the other day I was desperate and stopped by Wendys for a baconater sandwich which I ordered plain with just bacon and cheese. the person asked at least 2 times and I asked for bacon and cheese only...got home and no bacon

I was expecting no beef patty...

 

[33 IMP]

the other day I was desperate and stopped by Wendys for a baconater sandwich which I ordered plain with just bacon and cheese. the person asked at least 2 times and I asked for bacon and cheese only...got home and no bacon

I thought I knew where this was going.
Bacon and cheese. No hamburger.

 

[eldubb440]

The wife likes to snack on honey roasted nuts and chocolate chips...... pretty good, actually.

She had set a bowl of dry cat food, "Kit and Kabootle" to be precise, on the table next to wear I sit.

It was meant for me to put on the porch for a little black cat that has been around; but I wasn't in the house when she put it there.

Well, I sat in my spot without my glasses on and put a nice big handful of chocolate and nuts in my mouth; except it wasn't

 

[Richard Cranium]

 

[dadsbee]

She's probably still on the floor laughing and damn near pissing her pants!

 

[eldubb440]

friggin cats won't eat a piece of chicken; but they eat this crap ........ at least it's cheap

 

[Richard Cranium]

Next time she makes lasagna for you, be sure to check between the layers.

 

[Jerry Hall]

WTF is potal?

Man, you got to be kidding! I don't know some of the acronyms used in social media and texting, but this takes the cake.

 

[1 Wild R/T]

The wife likes to snack on honey roasted nuts and chocolate chips...... pretty good, actually.

She had set a bowl of dry cat food, "Kit and Kabootle" to be precise, on the table next to wear I sit.

It was meant for me to put on the porch for a little black cat that has been around; but I wasn't in the house when she put it there.

Well, I sat in my spot without my glasses on and put a nice big handful of chocolate and nuts in my mouth; except it wasn't

For years my GF & I took care of a blind man.... Coral use to have a jar on the counter with dog treats in it.... It had been in the same place on the counter for years... Then one day Jerry (The Blind Guy) tells Coral the cookies are stale... What cookies???? Turns out Jerry had been snacking on dogs treats ever since he'd discovered the jar a few months earlier....