Another observation:
People seem slow to react when the traffic light turns green. I’m driving a slug of a small SUV and I’m out of the hole before everyone.
That's OK
the people in the south probably think
you're a Yankee anyway
weird accent, you talk & drive too fast,
always spinning your wheels & going nowhere
always in a rush

God forbid they find out you're from California
even semi-rural Granite bay/Folsom area (Sacramento)
they'll just tell you 'Well Bless Your lil' Heart'
sort of the polite southern way of saying to you
'**** off, dumb ****', even when they insult you it's nice
sorry didn't mean to go off track
Hope you're having fun down there
I love being in the south, most the people are awesome
too bad it's so fucken' humid & too many
Thunder/Lightning storms, Tornados, Hurricanes & Rain
I still loved visiting thou
