"I lived in rural Missouri 37 years. Ticks are BAD there. Tick fever is also a terrible disease. Don't laugh, but every evening the wife and I "checked" each other for the little varmits.
A pilgrim new to Mo. asked me one day just how do you make the tick let go, I explained IF you are tough enough, pour a diesel on him and light him! He replied "really!!????""
Your story reminds me of a fellow worker who had a record and therefore was not allowed to possess a gun. I should mention he was not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
During a conversation he quizzes the others what he could do for protection inside his home.
The group consensus was to best protect his home during a break-in would be a marine emergency flare gun.