I need really ugly car recommendations

[SteveSS]

I hear our Home Owners Association is getting together to fine us for too many cars. We have 11 or 12 but usually have 4 in the drive, the rest are at the ranch. Even though it's not in the covenants the HOA has some power to take action on things they think are decreasing the value of the neighborhood. If they bust me I want to get the ugliest POS to park on the curb. I don't think it can be banged up or rusty, and I will have to tag it and move it every couple of days. I'm thinking an old Dodge Sweptline.

They also don't like our Don't Tread on Me flags. I think Rebel and Nazi flags should cure that.

 

[moparsaver]

Any Chevy should work.

 

[Richard Cranium]

This pair will tell everybody that you mean business....

 

[hanks73340]

Take turns parking it in each of their driveways. The numnuts that are the HOA's committee need to look in the mirror some times.

 

[dadsbee]

Drop a personal care package off in each mail box. Should keep the old ladies quiet for awhile if you include the Duracells to go with them!

 

[Mike67]

Look up Houston Art Cars. ..may provide some ideas

 

[rlem1977]

Pontiac Aztec. Get one in the trim below, your HOA will want to give you ****, but won't.

 

[eldubb440]

you need to get away from that HOA nonsense

 

[DeltaV]

An AMC Pacer!

 

[PurpleBeeper]

I hear our Home Owners Association is getting together to fine us for too many cars. We have 11 or 12 but usually have 4 in the drive, the rest are at the ranch. Even though it's not in the covenants the HOA has some power to take action on things they think are decreasing the value of the neighborhood. If they bust me I want to get the ugliest POS to park on the curb. I don't think it can be banged up or rusty, and I will have to tag it and move it every couple of days. I'm thinking an old Dodge Sweptline.

They also don't like our Don't Tread on Me flags. I think Rebel and Nazi flags should cure that.

Would high-end car covers make them happy? Leave the best looking one without a cover?

 

[69a100]

They also don't like our Don't Tread on Me flags. I think Rebel and Nazi flags should cure that.

Get the ugliest POS you can find, as long as it's registered and runs, they can't do squat.
As for the flag issue, on private property you can fly whatever you want and not violate any U.S. flag codes, public/Govt. property is different. Push back on that!
Next thing to do is get out of that hood/HOA!

 

[POMONAMISSEL]

crown vic , just a used cop car should make a statement .

 

[MarPar]

https://jalopnik.com/homeowner-s-association-is-very-upset-about-man-s-wwii-1819054382

 

[Fran Blacker]

Maybe they'll get the hint.

 

[Budnicks]

this will combat the non-PC busy body crowd is so many ways

 

[Dibbons]

What's was wrong with promoting affordable housing? The more cars, the less the house payment. But really, a car in someone's driveway makes the house next door worth less? The car is not even a fixture, it is portable. I guess I just don't understand the mentality of the real estate tycoons.

 

[JB400]

All you'd be doing is fueling the fire.

Instead of making your yard look bad, make theirs look bad, and not by sabotage. Trim your bushes, paint the fence, pressure wash the house, add a statue or fountain with a flower bed, put your best vehicles in plain site. Take your flags down except the American flag and state flag. Redo your driveway to where it looks like stone.

A man's home is his castle. Might as well make it look like Buckingham palace. Then sell it because you don't want to be with the riff raff.

Or, you can take their report into consideration, make a few changes, and live in peace with your neighbors.

 

[Daves69]

Get ya' a work truck and............

 

[dla4567]

I got a 96 Ford Taurus for sale, cheap.

 

[Hilljack68]

This should work...

 

[themechanic]

Definitely has to be a Mopar.