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I need really ugly car recommendations

you can't get much worse than this piece of ****
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HOs think they can do alot but check your local laws. They told me I couldnt park in the street and the police said they dont own the street. Dont think they can say jack about your cars.
 
What the hell, when has a Sweptline ever been ugly???
I’m thinking 4 or 5 Yugos on blocks, or that Citroen.
 
What kind of car does Mrs. Kravitz park?
 
So at my old house the guy next door is a slum lord .he complained about my company truck f350 with a tool body welder ,comp Torch's ect. So the city came out every week and put a sticker on my truck and each week I fixed the problem they had .... had to put a white mag over the company logo ,had to be parked off the road..... so they were looking for issues and I see this idiot measuring how tall my truck was . It was 3" over the limit. He called they came I proceeded to fire up the blue wrench and cut my light tower off it was the tallest point ! I welded it on 3" lower and said if they come to my house again I will see them in court for harassment. The poor a hole that owned the house always showed it on the weekend so Fri night I'd clean the garage out hoods everywhere engs rears anything that was easy to move and that stuff stayed there all weekend . And I always ran my gas comp even if I didn't need it . He eventually gave up and sold the house to the guy across the street.

That guy asked nicely to keep it Clean for a weekend so he could rent it out .....

Not a problem!

Name of the game people should ask if they have an issue not complain!!!!
 
I would read your abstract and follow the rules. HOA's pissed off are not a good thing. Dave
 
The Aztec and the AMC Pacer used to be good contenders. They have been beat by this:
A Nissan Cube
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this will work! And is military so if they say anything you call them un American!
 
Any 2nd gen Nova
Or 2nd gen camaro
Or fox body mustang


That's why I live outside shitty limits, by about 8 miles.
 
I would recommend a decrepit 70's Oldsmobile Vista cruiser. Has to be decrepit otherwise it might be nice in a demure homely sort of way..

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Here's what you do, if you REALLY want to hurt them. Sell your house for WAY, WAY less than the current average price in THAT neighborhood. THAT gift will keep on giving for YEARS after your gone, none of them will get what their homes are worth because YOU have set the price bar. They will hate you forever. Last laugh central. I know this because my neighbor across the street did it in a place where I used to live. Took us a year to sell the house and we got like 40,000 less than the recent appraisal. They were friends too, they had to move suddenly to take a great job elsewhere.
 
Sell it to some immigrants.
There's no way to quicker ruin an entire neighborhood
 
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