If You Never Want To Have Sex Again ...

[Dibbons]

... Get Married.

 

[Ironbuilt]

I think you married the wrong woman. I don't have that problem in my marriage.

 

[chtampa]

A woman can only decide if she is going to have sex again, not if the man is going to.

 

[Slap Stick]

At the wedding the man says, "I do".
The woman says, "Not any more".

 

[toolmanmike]

Good thing I have cars as a hobby! Just sayin'

 

[Dibbons]

Classic car collecting can be more than an innocent hobby. For example, I found a sexy magazine on the floor of a '64 Barracuda parts car when I was about 20 years-old ...

 

[chtampa]

I have often wondered, "Is the size of a woman's purse a direct correlation to the size of a mans balls?"

 

[dadsbee]

Sorry, what was everyone complaining about. Just out of bed, wife kept me late from FBBO for bad behaviour.....

 

[1967coronet]

Peg Bundy on the stairs in babydolls.
( Al do you still want dinner ? Or are you coming up stairs ? )
Al Bundy on the couch...
( is there still a steak left ? )

Pretty much summed it up old Al did.

 

[chargervert]

The wife's in men o pause,and no matter how many times I push play nothing happens!

 

[Sonny Black]

you just never know when they are ready.......
also, when I have the window of opportunity!

 

[Richard Cranium]

The wife's in men o pause,and no matter how many times I push play nothing happens!

Sounds like you've got to take matters in your own hand.

 

[chargervert]

I have to get a grip on things!

 

[Nate S]

In marriage #1 I went almost completely dry for 14 years. Marriage #2 is entirely different, she complains if it’s not 3+ times a week. Gotta find the right one.

 

[toolmanmike]

Once a year would be a orgy at my house!

 

[Nate S]

Once a year would be a orgy at my house!

Ouch

 

[Ron H]

Yes - there was a question or two I forgot to ask when proposing...

 

[Hey-O]

You better enjoy her and the sex, till death do you part could be a long time. As kern would not say, just saying....

 

[YY1]

Mine's kinda funny. Most times I have to ask directly.



OTOH, Mine's kinda cool, I get to ask directly and usually it's "yes".

 

[dart4forte]

Happiness is a warm pistol grip