Again, thanks for all the input. While a PITA I'll pre-lube which is what I was thinking anyway. Not as simple as stated above because of all the detail work I have done but no big deal. Can't just "shuck the distributor out of there". See below. Pulling the distributor is a little more involved than the typical driver or race car.
As Peebody stated, pulling the oil pan is a bigger pain in the *** than pulling the distributor.
I have never had one sit this long which is why I posed the the question. Needed a sanity check. Love this place.
BTW Dad, what's up with the rope? Were you trying to straighten the bumper?
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