She ate the whole pizza !

[beanhead]

I thought that turkey was harmful to dogs.

 

[33 IMP]

Well you guys had to go and jinx me!!
Neither of my current two dogs have snagged any people-food without authorization...until tonight! I walked into the kitchen just in time to see the German Shedder standing tall at the counter, grabbing one of the fresh biscuits my wife had just made...I yelled, she dropped to the floor and cowered, but never stopped devouring it...it was pretty funny. She won't look directly at me now...guilty!
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"German shedder!" LOL. At least mine will look at me.

 

[eldubb440]

beat me to it lmao

 

[BeatersRus]

funny this topic should come up,as tuesday nite i came home,sat down on the couch and grabbed my chicken wings.
fresh hot breaded spicy wings from our local 711,great wings.
within a minute,one of the neighbors had stopped by to check on me so i went outside.
about 20 mins later i went back in only to see my now Empty box...no chicken..no bones...nothing but box.
this is the fiend herself

 

[Kern Dog]

That is a good looking doggy.

 

[ESOXER]

Our old Boxer all 38lbs of her ate a large pizza, **** in the box and closed it. I almost puked when I opened it, she hid her head under the couch, so knew it wasn't the wife

 

[Kern Dog]

It is funny how some dogs display obvious guilt over stuff like this and others are clueless as to their wrongdoing.
We had a yellow labrador, MOPAR...Sweet pet, never aggressive, loved everyone. He would eat dirt clods, flowers, socks, hair scrunchies...We'd catch him and he would just look at us with his tail wagging!

 

[halfafish]

My girlfriend had a Great Dane (sadly, just passed away) that was huge - 180 lbs, her head came up to the middle of my chest. That dog would eat anything on the counter. I can't recall how many loaves of bread that thing polished off. The crowning achievement was when she (the GF) made a big batch of fudge for her brother for Christmas, it was over 5 lbs of fudge. She had it all wrapped up and boxed to go to the post office the next morning. She goes to the store, comes back, and there's nothing left but a little bit of the box. Everything else disappeared. The dog **** like a racehorse for several days, but suffered no ill effects.

Way back in the day, I went to a friend's mountain cabin for the weekend. They were making beef stew for dinner. We were out of beer so figured we should make the beer run while at least someone was still sober enough to drive. Earlier that morning, a stray dog had decided to "adopt" my friends, they let it in and gave it some dog food while trying to figure out who it belonged to. We go to the store, come back with provisions, and the stew is gone. G-O-N-E. As if it never was. The pot had to have held several gallons. The pot is lying on its side on the kitchen floor, the stove burner is still on, the dog is sitting there looking innocent, and there is not a trace of stew, even a drop, to be found. And this dog couldn't have weighed 30 lbs. To add insult to injury, they can't find an owner so decide to keep the dog, which promptly provided them with nine puppies!

 

[chargervert]

My dog ate my kids chocolate birthday cake a half hour before the birthday party! Things came out of both ends of the dog violently for about two days! My other dog ate my restaurant take out prime rib dinner, when the cops came to my neighbor's house and we went out to see what happened! My good sense prevailed and the dog was not harmed, and lived a long 18 and a half year life!

 

[Thrashingcows]

We had rottweilers growing up and they had large enclosures to run in when we were at work or away from the house. Well our neighbour had lots of ducks and one day one of his ducks made a critical navigation error and landed in the enclosure of our big male rotty...the only thing left of that bird was a few feathers sticking out of his mouth as he looked at us with a big grin on his face.

 

[Kern Dog]

"Critical navigation error"....Funny stuff!

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Gone]

Great posts to this thread! Thanks to all. Dogs instinctively eat most anything and will gorge themselves if left unchecked. It's innate to them from back in the ages when their forebearers roamed the wilderness and meals were scarce.

 

[Dibbons]

A neighbor set a little hibachi grill on the ground and threw on some chicken parts. Our half-grown puppy dog walked over and helped herself to some raw chicken.

 

[Bighouse]

I was a kid we had a mini dachshound. He ate a whole bag of thanksgiving dinner rolls. That dog laid on it side for 2 days - Its 2 side legs would stick up in the air because he was round like a watermelon. First time that dog wouldnt even look at food.

Thanks for the flashback