mopar367
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JacobEXE They actually do make left handed scissors, the teachers would be surprised when she came back with some lol
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JacobEXE
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i know, but she still cant find them. i have a pair actually, considering im left handed..
Northwest
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Hemi Troubles
I have a buddy that owns a shop, and I was over there to meet him for lunch so when I was waiting for him to finish up on a car he was working on, I overheard one of his techs talking about his Hemi.
I didn't know the guy, but he looked older and probably the vintage who would have something of interest in the hobby. Now, being a Mopar guy, I figuerd that I'd walk on over there and find out what he had, and just shoot the breeze with him.
NOw it is a shop, so it was a bit noiisy so I wasn't hearing all the conversation clearly, but as I walked over there I heard him talk about how his 'Hemi was acting up' and stuff.
A few more steps and at the very same moment he noticed my coming over and we made eye contact, I heard him say' hemorrhoids'. I thought.. OH ****.. this is NOT a conversation anything like I was expecting. I froze mentally and almost did a 180, and at the same time started laughing my head off inside thinking how funny this was... Yeah - hes got a bunch of HEMIS!!
Note to self - non mopar guys got Hemis too... just very different kind.:laughing11:
I have a buddy that owns a shop, and I was over there to meet him for lunch so when I was waiting for him to finish up on a car he was working on, I overheard one of his techs talking about his Hemi.
I didn't know the guy, but he looked older and probably the vintage who would have something of interest in the hobby. Now, being a Mopar guy, I figuerd that I'd walk on over there and find out what he had, and just shoot the breeze with him.
NOw it is a shop, so it was a bit noiisy so I wasn't hearing all the conversation clearly, but as I walked over there I heard him talk about how his 'Hemi was acting up' and stuff.
A few more steps and at the very same moment he noticed my coming over and we made eye contact, I heard him say' hemorrhoids'. I thought.. OH ****.. this is NOT a conversation anything like I was expecting. I froze mentally and almost did a 180, and at the same time started laughing my head off inside thinking how funny this was... Yeah - hes got a bunch of HEMIS!!
Note to self - non mopar guys got Hemis too... just very different kind.:laughing11:
goose69
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Hemi troubles , :icon_razz: lol.
roadrunnerman
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Have a truck driver friend of mine. We used to work for the same company. He's down in mcallen,tx. to make a drop delivery. He gets off the exit, makes his left turn under the expressway and there is a flashing red light 4-way stop just before the place he needs to go to,I'm talking to him on the phone and he's just sitting there for 5 minutes before he realizes the light is not going to change to green. I still laugh my *** off when i give him crap about it.
Another time, this same friend was having issues with his alternator in his truck. The voltage would get so low that it would cut off the accessories in his cab. At night he would have to pull into a truck stop that had "idle-aire" to charge his truck up till he got it fixed. Just before he got to a T/S, his truck was acting up again, so i told him to get on the CB cause idle-aire monitors a certain channel. So he gets on the channel and he's trying to get ahold of them to see if they have an open space available. Anyway, he's trying and trying and i'm laughing my but off till he realizes that his CB doesn't work because his voltage is so low. He then started to call me every name in the book for making him look like an idiot. I just started laughing harder.
Another time, this same friend was having issues with his alternator in his truck. The voltage would get so low that it would cut off the accessories in his cab. At night he would have to pull into a truck stop that had "idle-aire" to charge his truck up till he got it fixed. Just before he got to a T/S, his truck was acting up again, so i told him to get on the CB cause idle-aire monitors a certain channel. So he gets on the channel and he's trying to get ahold of them to see if they have an open space available. Anyway, he's trying and trying and i'm laughing my but off till he realizes that his CB doesn't work because his voltage is so low. He then started to call me every name in the book for making him look like an idiot. I just started laughing harder.
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Back when I was 16, had a 71' Dart with a souped up 340 under the hood and an auto on the column. Buddy and I drove to a local State Park called "High Cliff" to do some rock climbing. Pulling into the parking area at the park, seen some hot chic's also just arriving. We parked, buddy had the door open, standing there scoping out the scenery, car was still running. I thought I would be the hero and attract some attention from the girls. Time to Rev it up!! make some noise, seemed like the necessary thing to do. Well, here's where things went south; The Dart had a sloppy column shift, when I went to pop the accelerator pedal a couple times to waken the neighborhood, the car wasn't quite in park...it was still in reverse. I hit the gas and did an impressive reverse burn out. In the process my buddies open door proceeded to mow him to the ground like a cheap yard ornament. Didn't run the guy over, he was fine...but not happy. In Stereo, from my left and right I could hear...Frikkin idiot. LOL Needless to say, it was just myself and pissed off buddy leaving the park together.
RustyRatRod
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Ok. Here is mine. I was workin for the local chebbie dealer as a mechanic from about 89-93. I have an artificial eye. I was attacked by a bobcat when I was eight and lost it. Everybody that knows me well knows that.
Anyway, this particular dealer service department was made up of several buildings in downtown Macon, all connected by a common roof. It was the old horse barn back when horses were the main mode of transport. It was to say an OLD set of buildings.
So one day I walked up in the upper shop where the dispatch office was to get some more work. When I entered that shop, everybody was under a car on a lift looking for something somebody had dropped on the floor. Being who I am....crazy as a bedbug, I took my eye out and walked over with it in my hand pointing it at the floor.
One of the guys looked at me and said "Rob, what the hell are you doing?" I said "I'm helpin yall look!" I did also happen to find the bolt we were lookin for.
Anyway, this particular dealer service department was made up of several buildings in downtown Macon, all connected by a common roof. It was the old horse barn back when horses were the main mode of transport. It was to say an OLD set of buildings.
So one day I walked up in the upper shop where the dispatch office was to get some more work. When I entered that shop, everybody was under a car on a lift looking for something somebody had dropped on the floor. Being who I am....crazy as a bedbug, I took my eye out and walked over with it in my hand pointing it at the floor.
One of the guys looked at me and said "Rob, what the hell are you doing?" I said "I'm helpin yall look!" I did also happen to find the bolt we were lookin for.
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I made some brownies one time about 6 years ago. i went to cut one out of the pan and as I got it out it fell to the floor. instinctively I bent down fast to grab it before it hit the floor but I smashed my forehead on the counter, stood up really quick, got dizzy and uncontrollably leaned forward and ran head first into the pantry door.
Knocked myself out for about 2 minutes. good times
Knocked myself out for about 2 minutes. good times
Diecastdeluxe
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I used to drive truck. After so many years the people at truck stops get to know you. I love chocolate cream pie, so I used to order it at a lot of truck stops. One time I stopped at one of my usual stops and the waitress named Phyllis said "Hey, I just had my hands on something you really like"...I said, "Oh, that's nice Phyllis, wash them and get me a menu"....
At another truck stop, a guy went to the counter and asked the waitress to page Mike Hunt. She got on the PA System and said, "Mike Hunt! Mike Hunt! You are wanted at the counter!" About 5 minutes later, she got on the PA System and yelled, "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"....She could not understand why everybody in the resturaunt was laughing with tears in their eyes. lol :happy7:
At another truck stop, a guy went to the counter and asked the waitress to page Mike Hunt. She got on the PA System and said, "Mike Hunt! Mike Hunt! You are wanted at the counter!" About 5 minutes later, she got on the PA System and yelled, "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"....She could not understand why everybody in the resturaunt was laughing with tears in their eyes. lol :happy7:
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