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Vandal goose tried to make my Scat Pack into a Hellcat

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Last night while driving home from work, I passed a small cruise night and spotted an old friends car parked there. So I stopped by and sat down and BS'd with him and some other guys there for hours. At one point several formations of low flying geese flew over the cruise and I panicked looking up at them passing above, literally could see several crapping as they went by. I saw some splat on the pavement near my car but was sure it missed. But I did later notice a couple pointing at the car looking amused, and felt a bit insulted they seemed to be laughing at my car. Then after my buddy walked away for a bit and returned, he told me to get up and come over to the front of my car, where showed me a goose had in fact nailed it. Almost perfectly centered where the Ram emblem used to be on 2009/10 Challengers! I started to wipe it off and noticed the crap stain looked a bit like a hellcat emblem! If geese could only crap superchargers too I'd be all set.
A nice black 70 Chevelle SS there got a goose bomb right on its trunklid. Damn geese!

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Despite there only being 25 or 30 cars total at this cruise, there were several prime Mopars there including 2 B bodies. I don't remember ever seeing this Charger before. The sunroof GTX was featured in Mopar Collector Guide some years back and was a South African export car. The Imperial showed up late just before I left. Big as a whale!

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The dirty bird needs to keep in mind what cats do to birds when they get ahold of them!
 
I think we need some bigger cats around here, if there is to be any hope of cutting down the huge numbers of filthy geese around. Feral hellcats maybe.
Put open season on them like they do with feral pigs down in Texas, let people go out 24/7 and blast as many as they can!
 
Thanks for sharing, cool rides too
 
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