What is wrong with women!???

[Pops1967GTX]

Now that ^^^ is a great trifecta !!

 

[chargervert]

and if he happens to be a "chubby chaser"........

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Your gonna need a patch kit for that one! Lol

 

[not so famous bob]

Sadly YouTube doesn't have the clip I was looking for in Clerks II.

"Sometimes you have to do their thinking for them," an in-your-face jibe from a cool woman to a control freak about how some women behave.

We're not all bad.

I think ALL weman get that way after they`ve worked a job for a few yrs. , know it all !!

 

[WileE]

I've come to the conclusion that women can represent both the best and the worst that the species
has to offer.
At their worst, their level of pettiness, callousness and downright evil can be worse than any horror
movie - when they're motivated, no male can match their level of vengeful spite.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
That said though:
The really good ones embody the highest order of what it means to be human - the appointed
stewards of the planet, really - in ways the male of the species simply isn't programmed for.
I readily acquiesce that fact and am grateful when they are such.

This is a really, really excellent point. I've always said, a woman is God's greatest gift to man. ( except when they fall into your first category, lol ! )

 

[eldubb440]

Women....... you can't live with them, and you can't ........ oh, nevermind

 

[SlingLow]

Women....... you can't live with them, and you can't ........ oh, nevermind

I'll finish it for ya @eldubb440 .

Women.....you can't live with them, and you can't bury them in the backyard!

 

[WileE]

The issue that I run into most is that a lot women haven't learned anything from their failed marriages. They keep looking for the same type of guy as the guy they just divorced.

While talking to a friend awhile ago, she told me about her 60-something girlfriends out on the prowl. All divorced, they seem to think they're entitled to a life of luxury now after the bums they married. They're very petty and cynical, since they view all men the same as the one that burned them. They'll date guys on and off, as if it's a game, and they're going to get one thats better than the one now.

 

[JackR]

There is a book for that

 

[CHARGERSTEVEN]

I think the Rolling Stones had a hit song about this a few years back,You cant always get what you want. lol

 

[GrabberOrange69]

Rent one , way cheaper in the long run.

Some truth here^^

When I got my divorce 20 years ago, my buddies did some math for me. I could have had a $1,000/night whore every Saturday night for the cost of feeding, housing, and clothing my wife for the 15 years we were married. Then could’ve had the $500 whore every Saturday for the rest of my life with the cost of the divorce.

If I were ever to be single again, I’d stay that way.

 

[CudaChick1968]

I think ALL weman get that way after they`ve worked a job for a few yrs. , know it all !!

What are you trying to say Bob?

 

[ESOXER]

Now that ^^^ is a great trifecta !!

Hat Trick!

 

[Pops1967GTX]

What are you trying to say Bob?

could it be , explaining the hottest quality in a man

 

[CudaChick1968]

could it be , explaining the hottest quality in a man

Nope, sorry.
I'd rather watch scantily clad man meat install a big block or stick needles in my eyes.

 

[kiwigtx]

Your gonna need a patch kit for that one! Lol

....more like a bag of flour just to find the wet spot.

 

[kiwigtx]

I think the Rolling Stones had a hit song about this a few years back,You cant always get what you want. lol

...and Bon Jovi put out an album way back.....Slippery when wet.

 

[1 Wild R/T]

Purchasing vs. Leasing Explained



Purchasing

The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him$26,849 per time.


This is Heather

Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.


This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:

(a $41.7 million savings).


Value-added benefits are:
a 22 year old
no begging
no coaxing
never a headache
happily agrees to all requests
no complaining
no honey-do lists
Best of all, she leaves , and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

 

[kiwigtx]

Purchasing vs. Leasing Explained



Purchasing

The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him$26,849 per time.


This is Heather

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Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.


This is Kristen.


View attachment 1481089


Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:

(a $41.7 million savings).


Value-added benefits are:
a 22 year old
no begging
no coaxing
never a headache
happily agrees to all requests
no complaining
no honey-do lists
Best of all, she leaves , and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

But Paul McCartney was hooked on Heather once he realised he had already penned a song about her years earlier...

"I saw her leaning there"

 

[Richard Cranium]

But Paul McCartney was hooked on Heather once he realised he had already penned a song about her years earlier...

"I saw her leaning there"

Steely Dan wrote a song about her ..... Peg.

 

[kiwigtx]

Status Quo had "Hopping all over the world"