Your one liners here......

[alfaitalia]

Q. How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Do your own research.



.......very appropriate around here...especially in the PF!

 

[demonram]

My dad used to say. That’s my luck. Going to a cocksuckers convention and the women would get lockjaw.

 

[DeltaV]

Q. How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Do your own research.



.......very appropriate around here...especially in the PF!

 

[theman440]

I never make mistakes, one time I thought that I did - but I was wrong!

 

[DeltaV]

I’m pleased to be getting a beer belly. I’ve always wanted a father figure.

 

[DeltaV]

I like that they’re advertising cervical screening, but then I love a smear campaign.

 

[DeltaV]

I'm not very empathetic, but I have friends who are so I just imagine how they must feel.

 

[eldubb440]

chrome off a trailer hitch

golf ball through a garden hose

she'll tie yer dick in a knot

 

[Charles Cook]

She will suck the bed sheets up your ***.

 

[alfaitalia]

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I did thanks.....well, as good as a birthday in full lockdown can be. I was very happy when the pizza guy dropped free beer around when he delivered my pizzas.....it pays to mention this stuff to the manager and be loyal to the same brand. I was shocked to be honest.
Thanks for asking Delta V.

 

[alfaitalia]

I was sad when my last girlfriend left me....she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

She could suck start a jet engine

 

[alfaitalia]

Alfa Romeo...turning drivers into mechanics for 111 years!

 

[RAPID]

You can't fix stupid, but you can hold it's head underwater until it stops kicking....
If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space....
And last but not least
Crookeder than a democrat on election day..

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

Don't squat with your spurs on.

 

[fc7_plumcrazy]

Alfa Romeo...turning drivers into mechanics for 111 years!

wasn't it Alfa Romeo turns car buyers into pedestrians

 

[5.7 hemi]

Lucas, the inventors of darkness.

 

[Hey-O]

**** in one hand and wish in the other, see which one fills first.

 

[Ironbuilt]

For the friends of Bill W.

Keep It Simple Stupid

 

[F4R/T]

The best part of you ran down your daddy’s leg...
Take the kids to the pool( toilet)
You haven’t had any *** since your finger poked thru the toilet paper