Words and phrases that make me laugh.

[Grabbergreendream]

I really hate the expression:
Take stupid chances & win stupid prizes.
I work in maintenance & a lot of times our shop does not have the proper parts to replace the faulty item so a reconfiguration is required to get production running. We hear this frequently from the Boss after the repair has been made and ran for weeks but runs into an issue elsewhere and he gets up-to-speed with the previous modifications...
Forever ongoing, but it's his fault so I just do my hours, get paid, & try to move forward.

 

[QOTHL]

An ugly woman trying to look like something she isn't, would be referred to 'Mutton dressed as lamb'

We say something about putting lip stick on a pig.

 

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Don't let your meat loaf!

How about: you can't make bread if you loaf?

 

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[DeltaV]

Funny....That word bothers a LOT of people but I'm fine with it.

 

[Kern Dog]

You're early for my birthday by 2 months but thanks!

 

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About as funny as a flood in a fizzy factory

In school we used to say something about having a "happy fizzy party" in reference to some time wasting activity.

 

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"It's the same thing only it's different"

In Nigeria they say: Same, same but different.

 

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Americanized French: Bone Ape Tit.

Who and why did someone come up with this one?
I was at Moparty yesterday and you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a dozen new Challengers - it was awesome!

 

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Shaking like a leaf on a tree!

How about:

 

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[Photon440]

Americanized French: Bone Ape Tit.

Mercy buckets, silverplate!

 

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Mercy buckets, silverplate!

There is a town in this state: Versailles. If you say it the way it's supposed to be pronounced, people here will look at you like you have lobsters crawling out of your ears.
They say: Versales. There is an Athens KY pronounced locally as A thens. If you're Italian, it's Aahtalyin. They haven't figured out how to corrupt London.

 

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Mercy buckets, silverplate!

 

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Does this term apply to people who sell Superbirds?

 

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Heir Brain:

 

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I don't think anyone can beat Roman Maronie for bastardizing the English language and completely foiling the censors:

 

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Well, it's time to go. Hasty banana, baby!