Words and phrases that make me laugh.

[QOTHL]

Wojo68, do you remember Major Mudd?
I'll be blasting you!

 

[QOTHL]

How did the term pantywaste come to mean an ineffective weak person?

 

[Mackman]

“He’s a waste of good food”
“Beat him like a rented mule”

 

[Mackman]

“Hold her, Newt, I held her for you”

 

[QOTHL]

“Beat him like a rented mule”

That's really bad.

 

[Kern Dog]

My Dad would tell us to "Dummy Up". I later found out that this was supposed to mean for us to be like a mute. For him, people referred to deaf and non speaking as deaf and dumb.

 

[QOTHL]

Kiwigtx: I was waiting for you to see that!

 

[kiwigtx]

When his hands were too big to get into a tight spot my Dad would ask for help & say he had "banana grabbers" in reference to the size of apes hands

Or one I use - Fingers like pork chops.

 

[kiwigtx]

Mercy buckets, silverplate!

RSVP = Remember send vedding present.

 

[QOTHL]

Or one I use - Fingers like pork chops.

Here's one I've heard referring to manual dexterity: F@#K fingers because they screw up anything they put their hands on.

 

[kiwigtx]

If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose


**** for brains.

 

[QOTHL]

If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose

_________isn't worth the powder to blow it to hell.

 

[QOTHL]

 

[kiwigtx]

If'n ya can't fix it with a hammer, it's an electrical problem.

(Stole that one from a song I discovered a while back.....purdy singer) ....45 second mark





Anyone on here knows who owns that 'Bird?

 

[QOTHL]

Anyone on here knows who owns that 'Bird?

C'mon, blow his doors off!


She touched the paint!

 

[kiwigtx]

C'mon, blow his doors off!


She touched the paint!

 

[QOTHL]

Anyone on here knows who owns that 'Bird?

He's a GM guy!

 

[QOTHL]

 

[QOTHL]

“Hold her, Newt, I held her for you”

 

[QOTHL]