Words and phrases that make me laugh.

[Wojo68]

Picked a booger and it looked like a nightcrawler stuck to a corn chip

I think I just puked in my mouth a little!

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

Nervous as a whore in church

 

[SSmoothie]

In the shitter corn fritter.

 

[QOTHL]

I like that one!

Ya, it's wicked funny!
Ever hear the term Dink Weed?

 

[QOTHL]

I feel like a dried up fart on a piece of driftwood.

Toe jam...

You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family.

 

[kiwigtx]

Sweating like a paedophile driving past a primary school.

 

[QOTHL]

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

Go suck an egg.

Off my case, toilet face!

Horn not working, watch for finger.

 

[QOTHL]

Why are women so uptight? They have half the money and ALL the pussy!

 

[QOTHL]

 

[BLK 68 R/T]

Gonna beat the living s**t out of it.

 

[BLK 68 R/T]

Louder than two skeletons banging on a tin roof.

 

[QOTHL]

Sweating like a paedophile driving past a primary school.

 

[QOTHL]

 

[QOTHL]

We used to say this in college:

F@$K that sh!t!

 

[QOTHL]

I took a cab in Lima Peru. The driver LOVES the US especially the 50's and 60's. When I reached my destination he said: See ya later, alligator! To his delight I replied: After while, crocodile!

 

[Kern Dog]

Runs like a raped ape.
First of all, something has to commit rape on the ape. Apes are incredibly strong so whatever creature is strong enough to pull this off must be impressive.
Secondly, do apes run fast whether they had non consensual sex or not?

 

[Kern Dog]

A guy I used to work with ....when commenting on a worthless employee, he would say "Well, he sure could eat". He was really proud of that line though I never thought much of it.

 

[Kern Dog]

NO politics here please....Even in the signature line!

 

[kiwigtx]

More impact as a meme.....

 

[QOTHL]

NO politics here please....Even in the signature line!

Well, bless your hear!