Words and phrases that make me laugh.

[Kern Dog]

Come on....
I hate seeing threads go to the dumper for the same reasons.

 

[QOTHL]

 

[QOTHL]

 

[kiwigtx]

You wanna buy a vowel ?

 

[Road Rat]

“Hotter than two bats screwing in a ziplock bag”.

 

[Kern Dog]

As a kid, I watched the Dukes of Hazzard when it was originally aired.
They all had some funny sayings, some that I still don't understand.
Possum on a gumbush.
Quicker than a mineral sim a nickel dipper.
Flapjacks on a Ferris wheel.
Uncle Jessie would sometimes say He is about a half bubble off plumb.
I understood that one once I found out what a builders level was!

 

[toolmanmike]

Come on....
I hate seeing threads go to the dumper for the same reasons.

The next one will get banned from the thread. Just sayin'

 

[toolmanmike]

Dad used to say "hotter than a 2 peckered billy goat"
Or from a friend:
"I wouldn't f**k her with your dick"

 

[Kern Dog]

That second one is still in use today.....I still find it funny.

 

[wahya]

Not hardly.

 

[Mackman]

“Even a blind cow finds a strawberry once in a while.”
“Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while “

 

[Mackman]

No point in being half-assed when you can be all ***.

 

[HALIFAXHOPS]

Smegma!

 

[Mackman]

“We fix everything but daybreak and heartbreak “

 

[79300]

Hotter than a $2 hooker on buck night.

 

[maxwedgechar]

.......as an M Fer. Where to I find this M Fer so I can compare this to?

My three favorite words in the English language: Minion, Phalanx and Philistine (in the non-Biblical sense). I picked up Philistine from Monty Python: They called somebody an "Ignorant Philistine". Then my boss said to somebody on the phone: "I won't do that, he''ll send a Phalanx of Minions"! Wow, two in one sentence!

I think in "The Caine Mutiny": "Jesus Christ on a bicycle"!

 

[Wojo68]

Ya, it's wicked funny!
Ever hear the term Dink Weed?

“Wicked” is used around here constantly. Are you sure you’re not from the Boston area? Lol
Dink weed,, absolutely

 

[Wojo68]

Gonna beat the living s**t out of it.

My brothers used that line on me constantly

 

[toolmanmike]

“Wicked” is used around here constantly. Are you sure you’re not from Boston area? Lol
Dink weed,, absolutely

We call it Dick weed here.

 

[Hey-O]

Happier than a dog with two dicks.
He's red on the head, like a dick on a dog.