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Words and phrases that make me laugh.

Why is DICK in any way associated with the name Richard?


Speaking of dicks:
Schlong
Tallywacker (ala Porky's)
Trouser snake
One eyed monster
Johnson(?)
Dork (Johny Dangerously)
Tube steak
Bolt Upright
Stick shift
mushroom
One eyed canivin Ivan
 
Nuts
Balls
Swinging steaks
Rocky Mountain oysters
Kiwi's :D:rolleyes:
Grapes
 
Rattle your dags.

As slippery as a butchers prick on the first day of spring.

(both references to sheep) :lol:

"Get your *** over here!" ....hey, what about the rest of me? :D

"Dropped my guts" - just farted. :carrot:

"Floated an air-biscuit" - same thing. :)
 
My pommie buddy used to say this when he was working hard.... "sweating like a rapist"

It would usually draw some strange looks from women nearby. :D
 
"like 10 mother f#%kers"
This one guy I worked with would use "10 mother******s as a form of measurement.
"That job was as boring as 10 MFers!"
I realize that it was just an expression but my literal brain looks for the origins of these phrases.
3 MFers is ok, 5 is testing your limits but 10 is the tipping point of tolerance?
 
3 MFers is ok, 5 is testing your limits but 10 is the tipping point of tolerance?
You know what they say Greg.....measure twice, cut once.

Ten MF'ers was not measuring correctly. :D
 
You're about as subtle as a fart in an astronaut suit. :D
Billy Connolly famously used that in a talk show many years ago....Angie Dickinson, Michael Parkinson (host) and Mary Whitehouse (British TV Censor prude back in the day)



:lol:
 
Three sheets to the wind.

From quarter deck to poop deck is but a step. C.S. Forester.
 
Empty beer cans on the roadside are ugly by day.
But at night
They shine bright
and safely guide the way.
 
Soft as a grape.

If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon.

Does your nose run and your feet smell?
Uh, oh, you might be built upside down!

Dawn breaks over Marblehead. In the vernacular: Dawn breaks over Maaablehaed.

You think you're a hot **** in a champagne glass when you're really just a cold piss in a beer mug.

_______has his arm so far up _________ass you can see his fingers when he talks.
 
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